When footnotes accidentally preach

I laughed during last night’s sermon prep when footnote b in my UBS5 autocorrected ‘foresee’ to ‘for sea,’ and my outline briefly argued that Paul endorsed maritime ministry. What’s your best accidental pun or translation quirk that slipped into teaching notes?

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UBS5 autocorrect got me too — mine turned “Gentiles” into “genitals,” and I only caught it by reading the notes aloud before printing. > your best accidental pun or translation quirk that slipped into — now I disable autocorrect for Greek/Hebrew and do a spoken read-through; saved me from a “for sea” moment. Got any other UBS5 bloopers, @MarkTheGreek?

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